July 31, 2008

There’s A Gremlin In My Car

It’s the only reasonable conclusion. Three times in the last 3 weeks I’ve had purchased items go missing between the store and my house.

1 Shampoo
2 hair pomade
3 wine

So it seem our Gremlin has gotten all spiffed up on my dime and is now out to woo some Gremwoman with our box of wine - oh shut up you know box wine hot rocks- No way I left stuff in my cart 3 times, I can’t be THAT much of a dingus! It would seem that there is no other explanation then Gremlins, who I can only conclude that by now are very very drunk Gremlins. My husband, who wishes he was very very drunk right now, is voting dingus. If my kicking foot wasn’t all bruised and swollen from The Hubster’s entire ratchet set (308 pieces to be exact) pouring out of it’s holder like 6,000 pounds of stainless steel water onto my foot, then I would kick him in the nads for suggesting such a thing.

Filed under: weirdness — fidget @ 11:21 pm

8 Responses to “There’s A Gremlin In My Car”

  1. Moosie Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 1:05 am

    Gremlins like Franzia?! I wonder if that would work for house elves….I’d totally stock those little bastards up with Franzia in exchange for waking up to a clean house in the morning.

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  2. fidget Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Franzia? *recoils in horror* heck no! It’s Corbett’s Canyon… though i did see this hysterical Franzia Halloween costume once

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  3. Moosie Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 10:49 am

    lol, my only experience with boxed wine was once at a party years and years ago….FRANZIA!

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  4. fidget Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 10:55 am

    boxed wine has made amazing strides in the past few years- it’s all eco-chic n shit to drink boxed wine. of course it is completely useless in a drunken brawl - back off man or i’ll paper cut you!!

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  5. Maternal Mirth Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Boxed wine also doesn’t scream lush because one can never tell how much one has drank (drunk?) … it’s the kind of wine that can keep your secrets :)
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  6. Cindy Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Hey, you won the stroller on Laura’s site! Congratulations!

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  7. Ginnie Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Quiet I will tell you a secret, you can’t tell my very Italian hubby… I use box wine to cook with all the time… He would kill me, as I think its against a Italian cooking code or something. I have my box stashed in the china closets base behind the Christmas table cloth.

    Fidget don’t feel bad about the missing items, as last Easter I forgot most of the meal in the truck of the car. Ever see a Leg of Lamb after sitting in a cars truck in GA for 5 days?

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  8. fidget Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    OMG lamb in the trunk for 5 days? *turns green at the thought*

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