I came this.close to punching out a chick at Publix last night, seriously this.close. My coupons saved her brittle little life. Had I not been in the midst of sorting my savings bonanza for the very patient cashier I probably would have decked her and then gnawed her ear off ala Mike Tyson.
I could [...]
Ive got a case of the Mondays and unfortunately there will be 2 this week. My kids have tomorrow off of school and then back again on Wednesday. Due to this rampant Mondays bs I will only be bestowing a bulleted post upon you all today – the hoard of random crap I think is [...]
He’s teething and needs the ego boost.
Ridiculously cute eh? Is that why none of you warned me about how much these things crap?
oh and don’t even ask about the title, my cursor bugged out on me and and left us with crap, lots and lots of chicken crap… uh I mean gibberish, lots of tasty headline gibberish.
I’m lucky I noticed before he paraded his naked butt through his sister’s school thereby inflicting humiliation so powerful it will haunt her right up until college~ ” I’m sorry Tessa but we can’t invite you into the sisterhood. I mean your brother showed up naked to your school. If we let you in our [...]
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