Cooter Kryptonite

So The Hubster is peeing in our bathroom the other day (you know it’s a quality story when it begins with bathroom activities), and I hear him calling to me.

“Um, honey?”

(hollers) “yeah? What do you want?”

“Um, there’s this thing in the bathroom”

“what thing?”

“this rather large thing…”

“what thing?”

“This thing.. it’s weird… and BIG”

“WHAT thing? Be more specific. What does it look like?”

“Uh, it looks like some type of GIANT female applicator”

That is so not a vagina accessory. Ok, I’ll admit it looks like some kind of mega ultra super kryptonite laden yeast infection medication applicator but what practical purpose would that serve? It’s actually one of those new Scrubbing Bubbles thingies. It doesn’t really clean the bowl as advertised but it does an excellent job of masking rancid pee odor which is an essential function for those of us who have small children that like to exit the ride before it’s over. I found a coupon for it so you too can confuse your husband

**this was not a paid ad, just a vignette of our inane life**