So you want to be on Wheel of Fortune but aren’t sure what to expect? Here’s a little run down of the process.
1. Find a Wheel-mobile event near you
2. Go. (This seems to be a difficult step for many folks)
3. Obtain proper color application and official WOF personal fan.
Application colors vary depending on which “show” time slot they are for. Our event held three “shows” and utilized blue, orange and yellow applications. Only ONE application per show should be submitted and if you are lucky enough to be called on stage DO NOT submit for following shows. This makes them ANGRY. this makes Hulk Marty (the traveling host) want to smash things. He will also disqualify you. We also had a few greedy Aholes that stuffed the draw box; they too were “disqualified”
4. Get in line
5. take obligatory foolish photos with Wheel-mobile
6. Wait. wait. wait. Make sure to fry a little while waiting, then wait some more.
7. Try not to weep with envy when your friend gets called to the stage
8. Fill out application for next “show” and curse the emerging sun
9. Send lucky friend off to procure Frosties and water, lay on asphalt panting but still maintaining your perky “contestant” attitude.
10. Gawk at the crowd
old skool wheel watcher, awww
ACK! Nasty gross shoes! The skin between my toes is crawling and I can’t stop clenching my feet in horror.
Impressive kid fro
11. Be mildly peeved you were not called up to show your stuff but be glad you had 6 kid free hours, even if you ended up with a wicked sunburn
12. Cross your fingers and hope they randomly draw your name and invite you to call backs next month.
13. Try REALLY HARD not to punch nasty sandal guy on your way to the car and yell “What were you thinking? SERIOUSLY DUDE, WHAT??” Because that
ewwwwwww.
What an experience! What is wrong with those people that they didn’t call you on stage? They must be very bad at their job, because you’d be perfect!
My daughter’s friend, Kim, went to WOF auditions once, just to keep her other friend, Clark, company. Clark wasn’t called back, but Kim was! That was as far as she got, though. She didn’t make it on the show, which was FINE since she hadn’t intended to audition in the first place.
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Those shoes are hideous!! My toes actually curled back in horror as I scrolled down! Sounds like you had fun even if you didn’t get picked, maybe next time! You baby is adorable btw! As well as you other kiddos, and those little chicks! Love them!! Handsome hubby too! Girl you have it goin on!
That looked like so much fun. Well, except those nasty feet in those nasty shoes!! What in the world was that dude thinking?? Funny stuff!
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I’m kind of sad that I live in Canada now. No WoF auditions for us.
I’ve never seen shoes like that either, though, so I guess that’s a consolation.
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Okay ewwww on the feet already. Just… ewwwwww.
But I read the first page of your blog and am adding you to my blog list of must reads- I had you before but lost my whole blog roll somehow – thanks Blogger… anyhoo GREAT deal on the groceries wanna come shop for me?
are those sandals supposed to be different colors or does he have two pairs of them and was in a hurry that morning and grabbed the wrong sandal?
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Seriously WHAT is with those sandals! They have to be the ugliest footwear I have ever seen! Ughh! Ewww! Why are they IN his toes! Blech!
How did you get a pic of those sandals without getting beat up? Those are terrible.
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