My child has butt worms.
*falls on floor and convulses from the shock of typing such words*
BUTT WORMS PEOPLE. Pinworms to be more exact. Highly contagious intestinal parasites which means that the rest of us mostly likely have ASS WORMS.
and thank god I am not alone
So you don’t feel alone, friend. I too, know of this pain.
Snicker.
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ROFL!!! You are so funny. I’m sorry you guys have to suffer through BUTT WORMS, but it’s cracking (pun intended) me right up. We had an experience with this once, and though I’d better not say which kid it was, we just fed her a can of Raid, hoped it wouldn’t kill her, and then worked on being able to love her despite her disgustingness. Okay, maybe it wasn’t Raid, but some sort of prescription poison.
As a microbiologist, I can tell you we see them plenty. Plus I think you live in a southern state and the winters don’t get cold enough to kill the eggs so they can be dormant for several months.
My condolences for your little one!!! Things can get pretty itchy…..
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you have made me feel SO much better about my kid’s lice. wow… butt worms. … too hilarious. good luck with that. suddenly picking bugs out of my kids scalp with tweezers doesn’t seem that disgusting. .. it’s all about perspective.
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Ewwwwwwwww. That is pretty yucky.
And now my butt itches…
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Only you could make ass worms funny! But I still get any itchy butt everytime you say butt worms.
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I have a hard enough time dealing with lice. I think BUTT WORMS might very well kill me. The idea that one or all of my kids could possibly have this makes me want to hurl just a bit.
Ass worms are gross. Can you go fishing with butt worms. Can you catch but worms? Erin your awesome!
Sorry about the butt worms. I think your blog posts are hilarious, but your video was double hilarious!!
umm… i think i have that i grossed out so much about it i puked like 6 or 7 times just seeing a worm fall out of my but eww… i kno it sounds yucky n it is idk wat ima do n it itches like so bad but i read so many articles im afraid to even go to the bathroom without throwing up agin i just found out that i had it i seriously dnt kno wat to do