Hmm we might need some clarification

So, I’m giving away a Bedazzler because we could all use a little more dazzle in our lives but judging by the onslaught of entries I’ve gotten, I guess I wasn’t clear on what I was looking to do. There are some great entries though, so we’ll use them to straighten this dazzling debacle out

Yes:

Fidget has not only made my teeth 10 shades whiter, she has taught me that I will not suffocate my newborn with my enormous boobs. She is proof of that. She has had 4, count them, 4! babies and who knows, she could be pregnant right now as we speak. Her gluten free uterus is top notch. She has helped me triple my income in just one week with her endless banter about chicken poop. Her blog is so funny that I laughed until I stopped. I am a real person. No one paid me to say this. I just can’t believe how much Fidget has changed my life!

No:

I want to win!

Yes:

Fidget is the kind of person who admits it when her dog french kisses her.

Not… um… because of the kissing with the dogs. I’m not into that. Honestly. I never make out with dogs for fun. Hell, I never make out with dogs for not-fun. I meant because of her honesty and her realness. She’s honest and real. That’s my point. Not that she molests small animals. She doesn’t do that. But if she did, she’d probably admit it.

No:

My husband dun runned off and left me penniless, forcing me to steal the interwebz from my neighbor via a wireless router made out of hypodermic needles and left over lo mein noodles. I needz to win a bedazzler bad so I can jazz my refrigerator box up

Yes:

I thought I had everything I ever needed, but then I found Fidget! I had no idea what I was missing! The laughs, the tears, the wisdoms she has provided me are priceless. I would definately suggest Fidgets to all my friends! If you ever wonder what is missing from you day, if you have a nagging feeling that you are forgeting something, just tune into “Finding yourself, despite yourself” and I know you will be laughing or crying or contemplating to your hearts content. I just can’t say enough good things about Fidget!!

No:

me want it

there are some other fine examples of what I’m looking for in the comments and now that things have been clarified, if you want to enter GO HERE and leave your testimonial in the comments section. My “About Me” page thanks you for your creativity.