February « 2009 « Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

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Toe sucking is a crime against nature

If you ever want to do something that will cause my head to rotate around 360 degrees while I karate chop your trachea, suck my toes. I’m already not a fan of my feet but the horrifying feeling of someone’s fat squishy tongue flicking around my calluses and nasty toenails makes me want to vomit.

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Wordless Wednesday: guess who can pull to standing

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Let’s get ready for spring

Spring is just around The proverbial corner. Now is the perfect time to shake off the I got too much shit stuffed in my closet, and my kid’s Christmas toys seem to be breeding, and dear god why do I have queen sized sheets we don’t even own a queen sized bed blues.

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All about beavers

Where are this kid’s frickin teeth?

Not that I’m looking forward to my nipples being used like a beaver’s chew toy or anything. Speaking of beavers (I now crown thee queen of the transitions!)…

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