I’m a fantastic combination of nervous and pissed about going back to the surgeon today. As a result, I slept like shit and had weird dreams. Like the one where ninjas were attacking me with ice cream cones. No seriously, ninjas brandishing pointy ice cream cones in my face. And I fought valiantly against certain death by chocolate sprinkle colored waffliness. The last thing I remember of the dream, I was being forced at ice cream cone point to make meatballs for a ninja convention.
I had planned to discuss with you the recent story of the idiot dumbass that was ticketed for child endangerment. Her crime? Breastfeeding and yakking on her cell phone WHILE DRIVING HER OTHER KIDS TO SCHOOL.
“I tried to say something to her. She literally has the little girl on the steering wheel and I said, ‘I can’t believe you have that kid in your lap and she said, ‘You want to pop your titty out and breastfeed this kid?’That’s what she said to me.
But really, what can one say that isn’t just restating the obvious: breast is best but certain death kind of negates the nutritional benefits of breastfeeding.
I also have this image of her with her feet on the steering wheel, head cocked to the side and her tits hanging out while this toddler is sprawled across her lap. She, as the driver, is damn sure to be strapped in because OMG driving without a seat belt is dangerous!
Some people should not be allowed to have kids.
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I totally agree. Or at the very least, be made to pass a test before being allowed to breed. You have to do it for something like a car. And how much more precious is a human life than a car?
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yes i read about that twat. i could go on and on. good luck with surgery!!
I can’t even imagine!! I am *just* learning to drive at 27 years old and I can’t even picture myself ever even changing the radio station while driving, it’s way too scary. I can’t even imagine how people breastfeed and drive or even text message and drive. It’s dangerous, not just for themselves or their passengers but for other people on the road too.
I honestly hope she gets some harsh punishment for what she did. I know there was some mention about how she felt this was about breastfeeding in public, it totally is not!
Mason had a nightmare about Dora last night…I almost peed my pants laughing when he told me this morning. Something about Dora riding a snake and boots getting eaten by the snake. Guess I should stop letting him watch that Exterminators show
How can you argue with logic like that! That was a good one. Your ninjas were probably in the back seat forcing her to do it…
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I used to work in the local police department field as a dispatcher and I used to say that people’s stupidity never amazes me anymore. I thought that I had heard it all! It would seem that this woman felt the need to prove us all wrong! I can’t even imagine coming up on that as another driver let alone the officer who stopped her.
As for the weird dreams, I am right there with you. I watched Pirates of the Caribean: At worlds End yesterday along with a few of Ember’s more fave shows and ended up dreaming about pirates invading my highschool and then being transported to Jack’s Club house from jack’s big music show. Fun Times. Hope you get some answers from the Dr.
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