(Ring)
Hello?
Hey Babe, what’s up?
Eh, not to much. It’s been a 14 egg day, your children are acting like spawns of Satan and Pepe keeps escaping the brooder. How about you?
I’m thinkin bout you
Thinkin bout me, huh?
Yep, thinking about you (I can practically hear his eyebrows waggling lasciviously)
Are you working by the vagina tree again?
BUSTED
If I would have laughed any harder I would have had a stroke!! LOL Hey whatever turns them on huh! *snort*
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Is it wrong that I see a face in there? The pee hole is an eye, the piercing is a nose and the baby hole is a screaming mouth.
God I need therapy.
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fidget Reply:
March 9th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
ROFL, you think you need therapy? Hee hee hee
HAHA! I get the same phone calls! Though, my huz doesn’t have a Vag tree….maybe I should wonder about him! hehe
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That’s a scary tree! And probably scarily accurate in depicting the female body after giving birth.
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I’m curious to know which one of you noticed this trees’…uh…attributes first?
fidget Reply:
March 9th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
That would be The Hubster, he’s been talking about it for awhile now and I finally got to lay eyes on this natural phenomenon
Haha! My friend grew up near a tree that she said looked like a naked woman. That would probably do it too.
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BWA HAHAHA!!!!!!
I’m wondering what kind of work takes place near this tree….
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OMG! LOL! I’ve been waiting for the vagina tree post! It was worth the wait
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Wow…that is seriously a vag tree!! and hilarious.
The strange strange forces of nature
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I want that tree in my yard. I am so jealous I could spit.
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Where’s the penis tree?
Best tree p0rn ever.