I need a Snuggie
*hides face in shame* No, wait! Don’t leave! I have a valid reason, VALID I say:
What.the.fuck? I LIVE IN FLORIDA PEOPLE!
To make matters worse, my house has two heating / cooling systems and one of them is broken. Half of my house is like a friggin icicle factory. So yesterday in a fit of frigid delirium I declared:
And you’ll notice that my friend Dave there said the same thing The Hubster keeps saying:
THEY HIDE BOOBS
which, in the Fidget household is a massive sin. Spit on Jesus? Well, we’ll get over it but hide your boobs? DAMN YOU TO HELL! So, in the spirit of heavenly salvation, I came up with a new and more man-friendly version of the Snuggie
I’m betting they’ll be the must give gift of Christmas 2010.
Chuckling.
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I’m totally buying a snoobie. Best idea EVER! ~Susan
I have a Snuggie and I LOVE IT! I want another one! (you can’t put them in the dryer and I get pissed when it’s still wet)
I was sick last week and I lived in that thing for 3 days. At least it’s pink. That makes it sort of better, right?
fidget Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
wait? You cant even put them in the dryer? Screw that! My Snoobie will be dryer friendly
Dude you just made me choke on a waffle (get your mind out of the gutter a REAL waffle. I totally need one of those. Perfect that hooker on the go, cold night on OBT? No problem. We’ve got you covered. well mostly.
fidget Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
“well mostly” *dies laughing*
Your husband will look at the Snuggie in a totally different light after he checks out TheSnuggieSutra.com!
fidget Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
http://thesnuggiesutra.com/ holy shit balls, I’m going to die of laughter
HA! Next time Chebbar threatens to buy me a Snuggie, I’m going to point out this very valid point! Also, I don’t think my boobies would appreciate being the coldest thing on my body.
fidget Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
but they wouldnt be cold, Chebbar would have open access to keep them warm!
I love this. Think what the cold will do to certain booby parts, therefore making your hubby happier??
I secretly want a snuggie too…
You Florida people are funny. It’s 3 degrees right now where I live and that’s not even counting the wind chill. The wind chill was around -20 the other day.
Now THAT is a product my husband would be all over! As it is, if I walk into a room with a t-shirt on and the headlights blaring he is momentarily dumbstruck…full snoobie access would probably reduce him to redneck status.
Boo fricking hoo! Here in Kansas we are lucky to get to a high of 10 and hoping the wind does not bring the wind chill factor down to massivly negative numbers.
fidget Reply:
January 5th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
but but you all own things like JACKETS and SCARVES. We have flip flops and tankinis
DEAD SEXY. You’ll have to put some sort of adhesive or elastic banding around the holes to keep out the draft though. Yeah, I said holes. Giggle.
I have a Snuggie, use it and like it (It was a Christmas gift). My house is very poorly insulated. However, since I plan on breastfeeding next winter, the Snoobie could also be useful!
it could snow… so really, that should be enough. and the snoobie? awesome. except maybe it should be a flap… you know, so the girls stay warm and accessible at the same time
Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.
I’m sure you’ll make millions.
And I’m protesting this cold weather. I’m hiding inside until it warms up again!
SCREW THAT!
I don’t want cold boobies, either!
If it makes you feel any better, I’m visiting Denver where it’s supposed to be a high of 11 tomorrow. Coming from LA, I’m in ever-living hell. Boobies are NOT happy.
LOL You’re funny. It’s that cold in Florida? Really? It’s 26F (-3C) here in my part of South Western Ontario, the southernmost point of Canada.
My husband would be good with the snoobie too. LOL.
20 degrees in FLORIDA?! What the hell! It’s about the same up here in NY….but I’ve never been delirious enough to wish for a Snuggie. You might want to see a dr. about that.
As for the snoobie? Great for nursing mothers, too.
Br. Our high today is 22 – that’s actually warmer than it was last weekend. We were at 4 for a long time.