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Let’s get ready for spring

Spring is just around The proverbial corner. Now is the perfect time to shake off the I got too much shit stuffed in my closet, and my kid’s Christmas toys seem to be breeding, and dear god why do I have queen sized sheets we don’t even own a queen sized bed blues.

Inspired by [...]

And then there were 3

This weekend, dear little Screamy died. I guess she there was good reason for all of her shrill proclamations. What we thought to be “Where’s my mom? Where’s my mom?” was actually “Oh god, I’m dying!”

I could tell when we first gathered them up, that her health was tenuous at best but I had [...]

Ain’t no strange cocks ’round here and other weird things I said today

Man, there are a lot of loose chicks around here!

I haven’t seen any strange cocks poking around

These can’t be our babies, there’s no cock here!

I always keep my eyes peeled for stray cocks

You’re looking at a vagina tree?

Dude, srsly, stop staring at the vagina tree

Wait, you mean it’s close enough to the house [...]

Hunting

Well slap some camo on me and call me Bubba. Sometime during the last week, I seem to have taken up hunting.

Now, you won’t find me drunk, crouching in a deer stand with a 10 point buck in my sights (unless you count the The Hubster and swap “deer stand” for “chicken coop” ) [...]

It’s happened!

Within the next month or so, we’ll be up to our eyeballs in eggs. I’m going to start selling the extras to help cover chicken feed costs. Is it weird that I got positive GIDDY over this new development? Apparently, the girls REALLY liked the peanut butter and banana sandwich I tossed out there today. [...]