Who’d have thought that lurking under that pokey Basset demeanor was a bad dog? First he terrorized the chickens and now this

naughty dog!!

I eventually got the side open and fished him out of there. Jethro pretended to be remorseful for about 5 seconds

and then attempted to get back in there because DANG! That was FUN!

The four unlucky hens that were trapped up in there with him were all fine, though a bit pissed off and confused.

WTF? Don’t you have enough to do without adding a PUPPY (chickens, ‘nother kid) to it?

Yeah, I get that a lot. But seriously folks, the puppy (and the chickens) (oh who am I kidding the kids too) = endless amusement. Let’s take Jethro for example

Sure he’s taken over my cuddle spot

(I will not be jealous of a dog, I will not be jealous of a dog)

but he also does stuff, funny stuff. You know, like sleep

no folks, that’s not a brain eating undead zombie dog, that’s just dear sweet (just took a dump in the family room gah how I hate housebreaking) Jethro

taking a nap

How are you doing with the laundry challenge? You better get on it!

This is Jethro. The bottom line was Jethro or a shotgun.

I said “hey let’s get both!”

I’m pretty sure we just need to tie a rocking chair to the roof rack of our minivan and we’ll be set.