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enrolling in the PRP

It’s kind of like the witness protection program

for possums.

Instead of being beaten to death with a shovel or left to die in a compost heap, Possum Relocation Program (or PRP) enrollees are instead transported in an empty Huggies box and unceremoniously hucked out into a patch of woods.

Bitey here is still trying [...]

The Finding Yourself guide to being a ghetto fabulous granola eco-warrior

First buy your fridge from a scratch and dent warehouse.

Instead of touching up the scratches and dents with toxic appliance paint, affix children’s artwork over the affected areas. Make sure you leave an access opening for the on door ice and water compartment.

When ice cascades down inside of the interior back panel and freezes [...]

EcoNerd

I’m going to let you in on a little secret. It may surprise you, especially those of you who have seen me leaving the local grocery store with twin 12 packs of Bounty Select-a-size paper towels balanced on my shoulders like an old-timey hunter with a fresh kill. I’m an EcoNerd. I am, really. I [...]