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Well slap some camo on me and call me Bubba. Sometime during the last week, I seem to have taken up hunting. Now, you won’t find me drunk, crouching in a deer stand with a 10 point buck in my sights (unless you count the The Hubster and swap “deer stand” for “chicken coop” ) [...] Last night I discovered, to my utter HORROR, that The Hubster and I have been USING THE SAME TOOTHBRUSH ***gag*** Am I the only one here that finds this completely nasty? I mean, I use this thing to clean my teeth and I come to find out that I’ve been scraping his pubic hair from between [...] Kids! What were the best things this Christmas? New bikes! Going to see grandma! The Barbie house! The magnet dolls! All the cookies! The lady pooping on the side of the road! Ahhh, precious memories *yes there really was a lady, ass to traffic, pooping on the side of the road and YES she was mid loaf pinch when we happened upon [...] You may want to look no further then this photo for the tale below is disgusting, horrifying and all together uncouth. Don’t say I didn’t warn you… My child has butt worms. *falls on floor and convulses from the shock of typing such words* BUTT WORMS PEOPLE. Pinworms to be more exact. Highly contagious intestinal parasites which means that the rest of us mostly likely have ASS WORMS. and thank god I am not alone |
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