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I’m blogging just to tell you I’m not blogging

I’m blogging just to tell you I’m not blogging this week, thereby rendering this blog post completely incorrect and useless.

We spent our 10 yr anniversary and Valentines day barfing- to the point that I nearly blacked out. I’m pretty sure I felt my stomach turn inside out and smack me in the uvula. So [...]

menu planning for the planning phobic

I found myself googling this very phrase today. You see, I want to plan our menu, shop around that plan, stick to that plan and save us even more money but I’m planning phonic.

A few years ago while in therapy, we tried to tackle this problem. We meaning, the therapist kept giving me a [...]

Desperately wanting

I can’t find underwear ANYWHERE. The underwear gods are against me. I tried several stores looking for the maternity variety but I have ZERO desire to shimmy my ever widening hind quarters into a maternity thong thus leaving me underwearless.

Motherhood only had size small bikinis in stock and these days, I would be SHOCKED [...]

Operation dumbo plop

We’ve been doing the potty training thing with Levi lately. I’m not one to push potty training but his daily meltdowns over flaming baboon chafe were getting kind of tiresome so I started bribing him with jellybeans.

Here son, you poop in the potty and Mama will give you CANDY! Jellybeans! magic! WEE!

and he fell [...]