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The 30 days shred, guilty admissions and drive recovery

When preparing to welcome the new year, my fat ass screwed up the courage to post this, which officially declared it open season on flab. A declaration and actually taking up the task are 2 different things though and due to equipment failure (oh hai, I haz a peanut butter and jelly sammich jammed in [...]

Holy Schiznit, Ya’ll! This ain’t gonna be pretty

Something you all may not know: I have 5 kids (not like I talk about them ALL.THE.TIME. or anything, ahem). And of those 5, 3 have shown up BOOM (07) BOOM (08) BOOM (09), resulting in BAM:

AVERT YOUR EYES!

Current stats:

weight: 217lbs
bust: 44.5 inches
waist: 41.5 inches
hips: 48 inches
thigh: 28 inches

Current plan of attack:

Hold me, I’m [...]