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It’s kind of like the witness protection program for possums. Instead of being beaten to death with a shovel or left to die in a compost heap, Possum Relocation Program (or PRP) enrollees are instead transported in an empty Huggies box and unceremoniously hucked out into a patch of woods. Bitey here is still trying [...] This is Jethro. The bottom line was Jethro or a shotgun. I said “hey let’s get both!” I’m pretty sure we just need to tie a rocking chair to the roof rack of our minivan and we’ll be set. Rocket is a 7 lb ball of energy and teeth, let us not forget the teeth He runs every single creature in our home ragged. After a few hours of The Rocket, Dozer is weary and ready to collapse Oh my heck, who thought letting this puppy thing in the house was a good idea? We’ll blame [...] Most of the time Pickles smiles like a smug jerk He likes to pretend he is above all of this. I’m pretty sure he would send everyone but me over a cliff and live happy ever after lounging on The Hubster’s side of the bed while I fanned him with a big palm leaf and fed [...] |
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