rants « Finding Yourself Despite Yourself

I’m blogging just to tell you I’m not blogging

I’m blogging just to tell you I’m not blogging this week, thereby rendering this blog post completely incorrect and useless.

We spent our 10 yr anniversary and Valentines day barfing- to the point that I nearly blacked out. I’m pretty sure I felt my stomach turn inside out and smack me in the uvula. So [...]

Back to school: one more week of torture

Approximately 2 weeks ago we all went from YAY SUMMER! to OMFG I hate you all, get me out of here! The kids started fighting more, I started crying more (though this may be a side effect of the progesterone shots and not so much summer), and The Hubster dreaded coming home to everyone sobbing/screeching, [...]

My cup of suck runneth over

Since last night I have gone back and forth over whether or not to write abut the sudden turn towards shitty things have taken. It’s not just simply suckiness but a revelation of my biggest parenting fail ever, one so acute and painful, that my heart has been dragging around in my toes.

Bo got [...]

Obviously, he’s a pie eating zombie

What other explanation could there be? What sane, life lovin’ man would eat the last of the key lime pie knowing full well it is one of his very pregnant wife’s massively overwhelming and demanding food cravings?

Do you see this deliciousness?

I wept. Honestly, I openly wept when the man told me he couldn’t help [...]

Desperately wanting

I can’t find underwear ANYWHERE. The underwear gods are against me. I tried several stores looking for the maternity variety but I have ZERO desire to shimmy my ever widening hind quarters into a maternity thong thus leaving me underwearless.

Motherhood only had size small bikinis in stock and these days, I would be SHOCKED [...]