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All about beavers

Where are this kid’s frickin teeth?

Not that I’m looking forward to my nipples being used like a beaver’s chew toy or anything. Speaking of beavers (I now crown thee queen of the transitions!)…

Adult situations (ahem) in the click through

I can’t think of a title that doesn’t include the word vagina & that makes me nervous next to that last cock post.

So, is there a hole in the vagina tree or is it just vagina looking?

(hesitates to reply, seeing where this night be going) UHH, there’s a hole

Dude, we totally need to take one of the baby dolls with us and shove it in the hole!

I’m not looking to get arrested, babe

For what? tree molestation?

I’m [...]

Growing boobs and making mice

The much anticipated chocolate mice tutorial

is FINALLY up over at Capessa

and in other news, my 6 year old is growing breasts *breathes deeply into a paper bag*

The Hubster and I were having a few torrid moments of naughty parent time when Mira starts beating on the door screaming “Open this door and I’ll tell [...]

I can’t find any of the camera batteries I bought and thus have been cameraless. I feel adrift in a sea of hilarity with no way to document! Where the heck are my batteries? What’s that Saint Anthony prayer again? I’ve been looking for a week now and unless Levi ate them package and all, [...]

Cooter Kryptonite

So The Hubster is peeing in our bathroom the other day (you know it’s a quality story when it begins with bathroom activities), and I hear him calling to me.

“Um, honey?”

(hollers) “yeah? What do you want?”

“Um, there’s this thing in the bathroom”

“what thing?”

“this rather large thing…”

“what thing?”

“This thing.. it’s weird… and BIG”

“WHAT [...]