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Ain’t no strange cocks ’round here and other weird things I said today

Man, there are a lot of loose chicks around here!

I haven’t seen any strange cocks poking around

These can’t be our babies, there’s no cock here!

I always keep my eyes peeled for stray cocks

You’re looking at a vagina tree?

Dude, srsly, stop staring at the vagina tree

Wait, you mean it’s close enough to the house [...]

Hunting

Well slap some camo on me and call me Bubba. Sometime during the last week, I seem to have taken up hunting.

Now, you won’t find me drunk, crouching in a deer stand with a 10 point buck in my sights (unless you count the The Hubster and swap “deer stand” for “chicken coop” ) [...]

We call him our little recessive gene baby. He sports blue eyes- the rest of our brood has brown. His hair is so light and fine it seems he hasn’t any at all, while the rest of us sport thick unruly mops of dark wavy to curly hair. And, then, then there is this other [...]

The house troll strikes again

My camera batteries are gone. 2 weeks ago I bought (4) 4 packs of camera batteries and paid like $.62. I snoopy danced all over the house gloating “I got bat teries! I got bat teries!” and now the fangled things are MIA. But, don’t worry folks. Detective Mimi is on the case

and [...]

I live in crazy town

A peacock almost obliterated the front end of my vehicle when I was driving to Target. It flew just high enough to wipe it’s ass across my hood. I wonder of my car insurance covers ‘acts of peacock’